Now I know what your thinking.. no its not pink..no your not allowed to eat it but you are indeed allowed to love it. Because purple is life.

Purple is in your hair, purple is in your fridge and purple can sometimes be in the fineprint on your can of beer!... You just dont realise it cause your too busy downing it and too fked outa your head afterwords to check for it.

If you think you can run away from purple, it will hunt you down and kick your *** cause purple has ninja skills that are so unbelievably awesome that it'll go by in one flash and you wont see a thing cause your too busy trying to sound out the word "..w.o.a..h..".. Yes! It is indeed that cool.

For you see, purple is immortal and will never die, you cant get rid of it and it'll always be there staring at you and poking you with a large fork and smacking you with a spoon much like that video on YouTube with that guy thats like all weird and **** and has like a cool halloween outfit and is running around with his super awesome spoon of death... Yes.. you would love to get hit by his spoon too wouldnt you.. Naughty naughty..

Someday you shall marry purple and have little purple babies that will play world of warcraft or some **** and cry over the purple lewt cause they feel it should be theres more than others as they are purple...and got pro looking purple hair and **** cause they paid £5.99 on hair dye and used it wrongly cause they didnt bother to look at the back of the box and then went down to their boyfriends to scream at them and blame them for all the **** that they done to their hair but really it wasnt their fault as they were just minding their own business watching porn on the TV as a normal daily show.

Moving on.. Purple is like a goddess, whenever you use it as a font on a website it makes it glow. Glow, like a light bulb or a crazy cat women that set her hair on fire trying to scare the cats off her head with a blow torch. Yes.. flaming cats look cool. It also brightens your day up when your sad, much like watching a really underpaid comedian on the TV that really sucks at entertaining you but you still laugh cause you know that theres someone else out there that is suffering too.

So you see, purple is everywhere! Its even in your socks but you just cant see it cause you dont have microscopic glasses or a tiny little ant like on that animated cartoon film "Ant Bully" to check your sock fibres for you but if you did then it would just be dandy and life would be great but sadly no, not goona happen... That'll only happen when Purple comes into power and on that day, there will be a huge party and lots of food and **** and ofcourse boozes cause who the fk would go to a party without beer, you need to get piss drunk and then dance all night and by the time morning comes you'll be on a boat with a super hot girl whos feeding you grapes while wearing a bikini.......Do you really think it would be that nice? Nah, the hot girl is really your mum, the boat is your bed and the grapes are painkillers.

To wrap this up.. PURPLE FOR PRESIDENT